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noose

A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.
Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
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Family Friendly Noose Song

The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.
by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018
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Related Words

zeus noose

your masturbaiting hand/s.
guy 1: quit hyper extending my wrist dude, you might break my zeus noose.
guy 2: (releases quickly)
by TheSlimJimDude August 24, 2010
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Noose

A rope used to hang yourself with.
AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."
by Liz Owen May 14, 2006
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Noose Flop

When one proceeds to tie a noose around their neck, and get onto an object high enough to do a flip/backflip and hang them self
Little Johnny: Dad! Mom just pulled a noose flop in the kitchen
by yung._meme May 28, 2018
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Ground Noose

Picture a noose. Like for hanging people. But you attach one end to the ground and the other end to your neck. Then you just stand up really quick.
Andrew Jackson was hung for treason via ground noose. That's pretty much the only time it's ever been used by someone other than drunken pirate hookers.
by Boneroo January 16, 2009
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