nooners

Male or female genitalia, especially refering to sex.

I can't wait to pound your nooners. OR You're making my nooners swell.

by nooner patrol January 4, 2005

Nooger

The act of putting an object on your lap to cover up a boner.

I tried pulling a nooger last night while watching a movie with my girlfriend.

by Michael Litterous June 9, 2013

Noobersaures rex

Dinosaur inspired variation of the word "noob" (meaning newbie). Used to refer to someone who is big, old and bad at achieving a particular task.

"Look at your grandpa trying to figure out how to use his phone. What a noobersaures rex!"

by Smogo April 11, 2016

culumbia noogermuffin

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)

AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

nooners

The name given to people when they are seen by people performing a nooner.

Hey I saw the nooners again today in the garage in her toyota.

by dag2008 June 24, 2008

noogert

A person passing beyond the level of a regular noob, to ascend to such a level of noobocity to classify them as a noogert.

Boy A, "Stop teamkilling!"
Boy B, "Everyone knows teammates make the best kills!"
Boy A, " Stfu noogert."

by Matt Noogertson April 19, 2006

Noobers

a big bubbly sort of creature which noobles and snoobles around like a noobers!

noobers: NOOOOOOB!!

person: hello noobers...

noobers: NOOOOBY SNOOB!!!

person: yes i am fine, thank you for asking...

by S.o.p.h.i.e. August 23, 2006