noobtrocity

When a halo 3 player earns a killtrocity using the heavy weapons such as the energy sword or the rocket launcher
Or a raw outbreak of noobs.

Double Kill! Triple Kill! Overkill! Killtacular! Noobtrocity!
"Psshh...I don't understand why people think it is so hard to get a killtrocity. Wait... did it say noobtrocity?" says nerd gamer.
~sees many other people earning noobtrocities~

by hoizard December 28, 2008

Noobanon

The planet from which all noobs are descended from. Supposedly, some noob accidently blew a chunk of their planet off, and that chunk flew through space and eventually crashed into earth. The noobs colonized the San Francisco area and have spread around the world by today.

(after getting blown up by a grenade launcher in Modern Warfare 2) "Geez, I wish that asteroid from Noobanon had never hit earth. Those noobs." "Well you can't blame them."

by ProPipe August 6, 2011

noobaloid

One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.

John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.

by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

noobanite

the exact same thing as noob/newb/ just more awesome

wrong hole noobanite

by Black Profitt September 22, 2010

Noobranium

An expression of when someone displays that they are undoubtedly a noob or when an experienced gamer does something ridiculously stupid to make you laugh and call them a noob anyways.
Most likely used by some corpies playing Eve Online. Typically relates to ridiculous fits on ships but the term stems from people mining in asteroid belts and getting helplessly ganked, lulz.

"Bahahahaha, you just fitted four different types of weapons, a shield booster and armor repairer on your ship. Noobranium"
"Dude! I just lost command ship!" "Why?" "...I fell asleep on the gate..." "lulz, Noobranium!"
"Hey, I hear theres tons of noobranium on the ice belt right now" *Smartbombing battleship dives in to the rescue*

by xler8r July 21, 2011

Noobarbity

When you rage so badly but your grandparents are downstairs so your not allowed to swear or shout

You Son Of A Noobarbity // You Fu... I mean Noobarbity // Why did the chicken cross the road ? To Kill AJ (search AJ on the urban dictionary)

by Jeff Blonde November 11, 2015

noobaholic

a person who can't stop looking at or helping noobs out. They also when trying not to be a noob look even more like a noob.

"yo look at that noobaholic tryin to impress those girls."

"i heard hes a noobaholic on ________ (your word goes here) cause hes being nice"

by surfsup1212 September 11, 2006