albino nosebleed

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009

dirty nosebleed

A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.

Dirty Red: My asshole itches...

Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....

Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....

by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011

nosebleeds

A very high stakes poker game where the stakes are so high players will nosebleed because of all the money swings if they are not prepared for it.

- Have you seen Durrrr yesterday in the nosebleeds
- Yeah he lost 2 millions.
- It's unreal man.
- Nosebleeds imo.

by kinghippo423 November 24, 2009

nosebleed

what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordpenis) when one is excited by a member of the opposite sex.

The girl was so fucking hot I had a nosebleed.

by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003

kitty got a nosebleed

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

by Ayla Griffin January 4, 2008

nosebleed

1.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible heights.

2.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible speeds.

1.) They went to the arena and got the nosebleed seats.

2.) This T1 line is nosebleed fast.

by Justin Chase July 7, 2004

Nosebleed Tampon

Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.

I feel like giving the Nosebleed Tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.

by Shrexyshrek July 11, 2016