Nooner

Midday sex.

Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.

by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009

nooner

A sexual encounter usually during a lunch break.

What did you do for lunch??
I wen't home for a Nooner

by Bez32 May 10, 2006

nooner

mid day lunch hour fuck

i had a great nooner today

by Dan M May 1, 2003

nooner

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting

We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Nooner Pooper

Lunch time sex break but with a twist, anal sex is involved.

WallyB pays a visit to Saggy to perform a nooner pooper on her during his lunch hour. A Happy WallyB leaves right after all soiled up but with a smile.

by OGBOLO March 2, 2010

Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan

Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.

"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"

by IrishJock May 5, 2010