Nokia

A Crappy Phone That No One Uses Anymore

"Nokia is the WORST PHONE EVER."

by jrzl September 28, 2021

Nokia

Break it and even god will fear you

GOD THE NOKIA IS UNBREAKABLE

by qwrtuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm January 26, 2022

nokia

Slang

A short was of saying 'no kid.'

"Do we have humanities today?"

"Nokia."

by ZaneyP00 August 9, 2022

nokia

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agramane is way better then nokia

OMG NOKIA CAN I COLLAB

by RUINIEDSOCIETY December 16, 2022

nokia 3310

the indestructable phone

Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol

by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

Nokia 3310

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

nokia brick

One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"

guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick

by dabantabus April 30, 2015