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Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.
Noid by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021
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Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.
Noid by Monkey's Dad June 7, 2021
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Noid is a slang used to describe something “funny” or “interesting”, mostly used in the aspect of sarcasm.
Thats so noid!

Straight noid.

Your noid.
Noid by Wnorhmd2 July 29, 2023
To activate your cannabinoid receptors through inhalation, generally to smoke weed or to take a dab.
Dude, I'm about to noid the fuck out! Pass me the bong!
Noid by Vincent Van Dabs April 11, 2025
noid = non mediatoker
noid claimed aot was anywhere near top 100
Noid by Rairizon July 30, 2025
Short for Tyhrranoid, Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal character from planet Tyhrranosis.
There are different sorts of it, from funny violet creature to ugly giant beast.
Aaargh!.. 'noids are everywhere!
'noid by Swindy May 27, 2009
Noun. Short for paranoid. Someone who is extremely warry of their surroundings, usually due to marajuana.
"Avoid the 'noid"
'Noid by iamnotjb June 9, 2003