Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife

Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog

by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025

Slogged in the nog

A tamer version of "Fucked in the head"

Using this phrase may have you mistaken as British

Friend 1: "Bioshock 3 was technocratic propaganda!"
Friend 2: "... Are you Slogged in the nog?!"

by Scabrina Underballs April 9, 2025

Nogstipation

A type of constipation, the medical condition which results when Nogtard gorges himself on Sargent's apple pies and Hill biscuits. The obese Nogster loves all shitty biscuits and pies and has been known to feast on them for 6 hours at a stretch. The nogstipation can last up to a week. When it comes to an end and the fat retard eventually manages a dump the result can be explosive, not even the toughest porcelain being able to contain a mighty nogdump. Nogtard's legendary dumping exploits result in him getting through an average of 12 bogs per year. Roughly once a month the broken bogs are left in his front garden ready for removal to the nearest Maltby lorry.

Quick, phone the fire brigade, Nogtard's house has just blown up.

Don't panic, its probably Nogtard having a dump. He's had Nogstipation for the last week.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 5, 2009

Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

nogs

A slang term for pornography.

Dude, I have like 30 gigs of nogs on my hard drive now.

by justnogs November 1, 2012

nogs

The little pieces of chew that wander in your mouth and get stuck in your teeth.

After Jimmy was chewing he had nogs all over in his teeth

by Austin B November 10, 2008

nig nogs

extremely large lips referring to the lips of a black person

god youve got some nig nogs on you girl.

by lornita April 30, 2008