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Norvilled 

In the area of Human Resources, if you have an outgoing employee who is either loved

and/or cared for a great deal, or they are unbearable, and you have someone who is not quite available yet who fits the bill perfectly, you hire an employee temporarily not telling them that their position is temporary, wherein they bear the brunt of disdain and bad feelings of friends, fans, or fellow employees and is fired on some trumped up charge to get the final or “permanent” projected employee.
This is named after the famous dynamic between beloved morning anchor Jane Pauley leaving her post on the Today show, replaced with the hapless pawn Deborah Norville, who took all the slings, arrows, hatred and derision from the public, forcing her OUT of the position, only to be replaced by Katie Couric waiting in the wings. Have YOU ever been “Norvilled”?
Norvilled by OmegaRat1 May 2, 2012
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Nevillegasm 

n.
The orgasmic sound made by Gary Neville when Fernando Torres scored against Barcelona on 2012/04/24.

intr.v.
To experience a nevillegasm.

Nevillegasm is a portmanteau of Gary Neville's name, and orgasm.
Gary Neville: "Fernando Torres..."
Commentator 1: "This could be it. This could be the most dramatic story of the season."
Gary Neville: "Ooooooooooooh Unnnnnnhhhhhhh Aaaaagh. Un-believable. Unbelievable" <<< that is a Nevillegasm
Nevillegasm by crapdragon September 25, 2012

Nevillesexual 

where you are mad in love with Neville Longbottom !!
Y/N - I cant stop simping over neville !
harry- you must be Nevillesexual !
Y/N - I am ! hey guys im nevillesexual!!
Nevillesexual by nataliesx December 29, 2020

Gary Neville moustache 

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.
Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

Neville Longbottomed 

(verb)- made to believe that a person or character is unattractive, and then to find out they are the hottest thing on two feet,

origin- English- after the character Neville Longbottom from the popular Harry Potter series by British author J.K. Rowling
That show Neville Longbottomed us in season two. The main character turned so hot!
Neville Longbottomed by whatnow35 December 14, 2013

Assume the Jess Neville 

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
The best friend anyone could ever have.

He is very attractive and all of his friends get jealous of all the women he gets.
Look at that Neville I'm gonna go ask him out