Niptard

One who enjoys inflicting and/or receiving nipple abuse and torture through acts such as Nipple Branding, Nipple Slicing, and Crushing the Pyramide.

Guy 1: I heard that Frank is a Niptard...
Guy 2: Yeah, I should know

by William Rentes September 3, 2018

Niplash

Niplash (n.), when her titties smack you in the face during sex.

Person 1: Dude! I got total niplash from this baddie last night!
Person 2: Nice!

by yeti_in_ beddi September 23, 2020

nipular region

The area surrounding the nipple.

Uh, Jan...you have a little jelly on your nipular region.

Don't just stand there Nad, lick it off.

by nick May 1, 2005

niplash

NOUN
whiplash of the nipple or nipples.
Extreme soreness of the nipple or nipples from seatbelt or clothing malfunction.

After the fender-bender, Ralph discovered he was suffering from niplash.

by AnonMS December 30, 2008

Nipdart

The tiny, black, flying insects, usually seen in outhouses, that nip at your nuts and dart up your ass.

Upon returning from the latrine, David exclaims, "I just swallowed a Nipdart and I know it just flew off a log in the outhouse!"

by Hipstr67 May 12, 2016

Nipular

Any object that is nipple-shaped

That mountain in the distance is very nipular.

by Wolf Biologist November 9, 2015

Niglargium Steporosis

Though not fatal to the host, it tends to make the person more violent and makes them harm others (mainly the opposite gender) more often. Because of this disease, they tend to be more likely to end up in jail (even as teenagers), more likely to claim that they are victims and also end up blaming those who don’t have it for their problems

Steve: Woah, why is that guys skin a different color than ours?

Carl: He’s got Niglargium Steporosis.

Steve: Oh! That explains everything!

by PyromancerManiac October 31, 2017