Nikola Tesla

In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.

Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011

nikolai belinski

A russian soldier who is a raging alcoholic. He can not get enough of that shit. Now give Nikolai his Goodman vodka or he'll rip of your arms and beat you to death with them.

I want my vodka as much as Nikolai Belinski!

by Thegreatcolim June 30, 2016

Nigla

Someone who is very annoying and often has long hair. A nigla can also sometimes be used in place of the word nigga.

Bob: Damn, that's some real nigla shit..

Indian Person: What's up my nigla
A black person: what you say
Indian Person: Nuthing I don't vunt no trouble

by BadBimmer December 20, 2018

nicolas trillby

The God of Trill. Always wears a Trilby.

"Hey bro, did you pick up those hoes last night?"
"Hell yeah I did, thank you Nicolas Trillby!"

or

"Hey what the hell I just got ripped off by my crack dealer!"
"I guess Nicolas Trillby doesn't want you to get high."

by Nicolas Trillby November 2, 2013

Niklaus

NIKLAUS is a hot character in the vampire diaries and the originals! He is overprotecrive towards his family!
He is blonde and has an amazing set of eyes

Person 1: wow, did you see that blond hotie in the vampire diaries?
Person 2: yes man, he is Niklaus

by sweetpeashoe April 24, 2020

Nicolas Cage

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.

"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

by UncleJessC July 27, 2012

Nigla

The Racist Version of Nogla

We Got Nigla in here

by AnonymousGifter October 22, 2023