Ninja Poop

When a person has to go to the bathroom to poop, although does so in such a short span of time that no one has time to notice

"Dude, I was in the middle of a meeting and felt something coming. I slipped out of the room, took a Ninja Poop, and was back before anyone even noticed I left."

by skeevemeister October 27, 2011

Ninja poop

A poop that sneaks up on you when least expected!

Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.

by proffessor010 April 17, 2011

ninja poof

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009

ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022

Pooooop Ninja

One who silently sneaks into the bathroom while another person is trying to take a shit. Obviously, this person is disgusting as she doesn't mind the smell of a foul dump as she brushes her teeth and gets ready for bed.

Lindsay was a total pooooop ninja last night. While Brian was dropping some bombs in the bathroom, she snuck in, did her makeup and hair, brushed her teeth, and plucked her eyebrows. Brian didn't even notice her until she was done and walking out the door.

by Chris Sko September 25, 2011

Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.

Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.

by pooppooper March 26, 2011

Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.

Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.

by Big_Mac October 27, 2010