The real estate located between one's testicles and anus, generally course and absorbent.
That bike seat really did a number on my nifkin.
by Clam Caravan May 2, 2018
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also known as a taint. a skin made seperation of the penis/vagina and the anus.
He wiped his ass and got shit on his nifkin.
by jonesensation March 14, 2003
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Noun. A penis that is wider than it is long. It is rarely seen because it is covered by the foreskin at all times even if the member is circumcised. Tweezers and magnifying glasses may be necessary for proper masturbation. It is also extremely embarrassing to the male party, and usually results in no sexual activity.

ie- 3" wide; .5" long
How are you going to pleasure me with that nifkin? I can't even hold it. I hate you. ...Grow a real penis, or buy a strap-on before you ever try to get with me again. You freak!
by gzill December 19, 2003
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like guche except trimmed, shaved or waxed.
Rick enjoys drinking nifkin fluids, they taste like stilton dairy products.
by Taylor February 28, 2005
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A misspelling of the word "bifkin", which is the skin between one's ass and dick
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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