nifkin 

A small piece of shit stuck to your ass hair.

I'm having a bad case of nifkins today.

nifkin by City Pig July 10, 2009

Nifkin 

Poo crusted on ass hair

Peter has problems with nifkins all the time.

Nifkin by AshleyF August 28, 2006

Nifkin 

Noun. A penis that is wider than it is long. It is rarely seen because it is covered by the foreskin at all times even if the member is circumcised. Tweezers and magnifying glasses may be necessary for proper masturbation. It is also extremely embarrassing to the male party, and usually results in no sexual activity.

ie- 3" wide; .5" long

How are you going to pleasure me with that nifkin? I can't even hold it. I hate you. ...Grow a real penis, or buy a strap-on before you ever try to get with me again. You freak!

Nifkin by gzill December 19, 2003

nifkin 

nifkin is the FEMININE equivalent of the masculine grundle.

The nifkin is tremendously smaller than the male's perineum.

nifkin by pete dankman March 13, 2003

Nifkin 

like guche except trimmed, shaved or waxed.

Rick enjoys drinking nifkin fluids, they taste like stilton dairy products.

Nifkin by Taylor February 28, 2005

Nifkin 

A misspelling of the word "bifkin", which is the skin between one's ass and dick

My bifkin is REALLY BIG

Nifkin by Anonymous September 12, 2003

nifkin 

A nifkin is a sexual act as well an act of personal cleaning, first one gets out of the bathroom after a dump. If one scrotum is saggy enough then they take it and tuck it under wiping thier rectum with thie own scrotum, getting any missed dingle berrys etc.

Man, I had trouble wiping after that dump so I just pulled a nifkin.

nifkin by Mike morelli February 25, 2005