Not Nececelery

An excuse to not eating your vegetables. Extremely effective against celery.

Mum: Eat your vegetables!
You: Why?
Mum: Because celery is good for you!
You: Not nececelery...

by Slurping Pie April 9, 2015

noyce

noyce, adj. - nice if said by a dutchman or an aussie. cockney or phoenetic pronunciation

Jay: Yo! Check out my new altezza lights!
Tony: Noyce, noyce....

by def June 16, 2004

Necessifap

Where you are, what you're doing, who you're with, and even the time of day are all forgotten and replaced with an uncontrollable need to fap. Necessifaps are most common after extended periods without fapping.

"Hey have you seen Mike?"
"Yeah, last I heard he was headed out back behind the Tilt-A-Whirl for a necessifap, poor guy hasn't fapped in weeks."

by slayer 2364 March 18, 2010

necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.

I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.

by Jaiger March 30, 2011

Morgan Necessary

Usually a petite girl who is very good at hiding all emotions. She isn't just a snack, she's a whole ass meal. She probably has freckles that are adorable enough that most people could spend hours counting them. She is very deserving of Sam's love, which is hard to come by. She found herself a keeper in Sam.

"I'm sad, I wish Morgan Necessary was here to cuddle with me" - Sam

by YourLover2041 November 6, 2019

Noyce

A variation of 'Nice' Originating from the West Country.

James - "Did you hear the new tune from mixmaster on Heart FM today?"
Ashley - "Oh Yes it was noyce!"

by GrapefruitYaDecak January 31, 2015

Nycere

A Nigga that gives no fucks and can’t deal with the white bitches of the earth

Nycere get off my daughter!

by SHITURD June 2, 2019