Tighter Than A Newborn

A reference to something that is of ultra-high quality. Tightest of tight.

Saw this killer speed metal band with a drummer like a fucking machine, was beyond badass, it was Tighter Than A Newborn.

by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

Newborn Twins

When two dudes suck individually on one girl's breast at the same time. One on each breast, similar to newborn twins.

Dude 1: Man, Kyle and Marcus were newborn twins on that chick with huge tits at the party.
Dude 2: That's wild!

by captainng January 6, 2017

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Newborn

People who are new to the internet. People who weren't present in the Golden Age of the Internet. People who dont know Filthy Frank,Max,HowToBasic,and ETC. But not after the said names has been pointed out or came up with a newer trend.

"That Guy's a newborn,He dont know shit,bro!"

by BillButlicker1200 May 12, 2020

newborning

When a person is so high they are no longer able to keep their eyes open, like a newborn puppy.

Ex: Francis has smoked so much they are newborning on the couch.

by bigbadgamerguy November 19, 2023

Newborn kiss

The touching of the head of an adults' penis to the head of a fetus inside a pregnant women's body.

Sam was fucking that pregnant women so hard he gave the women a newborn kiss.

by king_brick December 15, 2014