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New Years Eve Eve 

The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).
"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"

"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"

-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-
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New Years Suckin' Eve 

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.
Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.
New Years Suckin' Eve by YAWA January 1, 2021

New Year's Eve 

The night before the first hangover of a new calendar year.
One is feeling rather queasy: it was New Year's Eve last night.
New Year's Eve by Achilles January 2, 2004

new year's eve 

A night when groups of adults get drunk and use explosives when intoxicated. In some cultures they melt metal objects to artefacts.
The dog was scared of the noises on new year's eve.
new year's eve by j-hi January 7, 2004

new year's eve 

The day before the new year. No one really gives two shits about it being a new year, but it's a good excuse to get pissed/laid so who's complaining.
new year's eve by Kay January 18, 2004

new year's eve 

The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.
Sara displayed her exemplary discretion by making out with a mere 15 guys at the frat party on new year's eve.
new year's eve by AlexIsIll January 9, 2004

new year's eve 

As good a time as any to go to jail.
"What are you in for?"
"New years eve."
"Oh"
new year's eve by Bookworm January 20, 2004