new canaan

First off, i would just like to say that if you think about it, Candace is pritty hot, i love her ways, i love her hair. also, i made out with Grumbles, a homosexual graduated faget one night in town, CANDACE_CALL ME!!!!
"Candace, you want to hang out"
"Is this Ryan Shea"
"yeah"
"yeah, every other boys thinks im ugly, SURE!"
by Ryan Shea April 18, 2005
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Man, I wish I lived in Dairen, New Canaan sucks at sports!
by wkr September 22, 2007
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A town in fairfield county. Think greenwich, take away the cool people, add hot prude bleached blond girls, add the gay "drama" from the OC, and u get new canaan.
new canaan trys too hard
by greenwich is better April 20, 2005
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Also home to the "risque" club, a group of kids that stand there and go, "how RISQUE am I" and making secret gestures. The phrase was started by the class of 2007 as freshman. They think that they are the coolest kids in the world because they can say that word and no one else can unless they are in the group, and if you do and you arent in the group then you are a huge fag. Basically, its the "n" word of New Canaan.
"Uh! Risque! How Risque am I!!!"
"Blos youre such a fag dont say that"
by Anonymous April 05, 2005
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new canaan is a loser town that is full of loser people. they suck at sports and every other town in ct is better
someone who lives in new canaan: "i am wierd"
by new canaan May 05, 2005
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not very known even by towns bordering it such as norwalk, wich is probobly good for them. filled with stuck up adults, or adults who play beirut, not beer pong, along side their children. a shitty house right on south avenue with no proptery will sell for 4 million, like it was a great deal. the adults go to many coctail parties and fund raises, were they say they are suporters, yet it is really a compatition with the woman about who looks more anerexic. the teenagers cant wait to get out, and have nothing better to do then spend their parents money on drugs and alcohol, wich is to our benafit. if you arent a collor popper, you arent aproved of by many adults of the comunuity, thats a reasong why you will see alot of black in this town. be prepared to b bored out of your mind in this town!
new canaan and its people suck
by punk April 12, 2005
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New Canaan

New Canaan is a small town about 45 min. outside NYC that is located in Fairfield County. An even ritzier lifestyle then that of the OC, people in NC are classy and of course preppy. Most likely if you live here, your family owns more then one house, has a variety of luxury vehicles to choose from and one or more of your parents commutes to NYC by train or limo. Parents make loads of money, participate in cocktail parties, play tennis and cart around their younger kids to soccer practice and such. Teenagers have nothing better to do then spend their parents money on expensive clothes, drugs and alcohol, so it's no surprise it has the highest rate of underage drinking in the country. However, they still manage to take home state championships in sports such as soccer, lacrosse and hockey and eventually go off to the Ivy Leagues. While you reside in New Canaan, there are a couple things to remember. It is Beirut, NOT "beer pong". Do not be surprised to see parents participating in drinking events right next to their kids. If the town seems deserted in the summer, you can take a short plane ride to Nantucket and discover most of New Canaan there. D-Baggers can at times be fun to party with, but at ANY sports event must always be considered the enemy. Pop your collar. And finally, don't be alarmed if kids between the ages of 12 and...well, up, closely fit the description of an alcoholic.
If you don't have at least 6 friends that drive jeeps, then get the hell out.
by Prep April 01, 2005
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