Nev

Nev or Neville or the stupid-fucking-dumbass-blue-bear as he is affectionately known is a puppet(oh yes he is,live with it) on the sunday kiddie show smile. He is the unimaginable low point of an already poor show. Also used to make something crap seem slightly better a phrase known as "to nev it up". Did I mention he is blue and woollen

Slightly intelectual child 1: "this pencil is blunt and pointless, like smile"
"

Slightly less than average intelligence child: "lets NEV IT UP!"

Shut up please

(thinks of witty comeback)

YA MUVA

(deploys ultimate comeback)

MHIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(awkward silence)

by jghkju7iutgrOB September 14, 2005

Nev

Derived from the name 'Neville', Nev is a simple substitution for cigarette, smoke, dart, stick etc.

1. Hey man, come out for a nev!

2. Got any nevs dude?

3. Fuck that, I need a nev.

by rumskuller August 7, 2011

Nev

A sly way of saying something/someone is gay.

In relation to a man called Neville who trained to be a male nurse.

Guy 1: I heard 'Brokeback Mountain' is meant to actually be a good film!

Guy 2: That's a bit Nev.

by Nev4nob October 19, 2010

Nev

A pansy loser who plays with his wanksock all day

yo nev... make the teas

by patricia October 1, 2003

Nev

Queen of Stan Twitter, tasteful, funny, nice. The most amazing woman I’ve seen ever! You should meet her and follow her on Twitter @passedourlimits!

hey.. is that nev from stan twitter?! I’m such a big fan!!

by @passedourlimits November 29, 2020

Nev

Nev, short for Nevada, is a fucking idiot.

"Hey I was talking to Nev the other day."
"Yeah, they're a fucking idiot."

by bestienothanku December 23, 2021

Nev

a shrimpy asian fob whom supplys rolls of tissue paper when ones in need to shiet...

'nev man deres doodle all ova ur roll!...'

by y g s June 21, 2003