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The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.
Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
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pure neutronium

Geek term: A girl who is near-impossible to sleep with. See also frigid.

From an old Star Trek episode. Spock had just analyzed a ship, and said to the captain "Sir, the hull is comprised of pure neutronium, there are no known means of penetration."
I took Lisa out last night, but that girl is pure neutronium.
by rootyb June 7, 2005
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Olivia Neutron Bomb

A nickname for Australian pop singer and actress Olivia Newton John, who rose to fame with various songs around 1974 and 1975, one entitled "Have You Never Been Mellow?" During this time, nuclear armament science heralded a new invention known as the neutron bomb. It was able to disperse devastating concentrations of life-destroying neutron radiation while leaving buildings and structures intact. Men and boys who didn't appreciate the lilting voice of the singer, who later starred in the Hollywood films Xanadu, def. 1 and 5 and Grease were known to call her by this name. Although they may have fantasized shagging the well-scrubbed songbird, never would they admit to enjoying her enchanting dulcet tones. The name is considered belittling by a Xanadude, and subliminally resembles the title of the rock band known as Olivia Tremor Control.
Dennis turned off the radio in disgust and cued up some heavy metal albums. "Not Olivia Neutron Bomb again. Isn't she ever going to shut up?"
by Nick Estes February 15, 2006
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Jimmy Neutron

James Issac Neutron, or Jimmy Neutron is the 10-year-old boy genius star of DNA Production's CGI animaged movie and television series.

Airing on Nickelodeon, Jimmy Neutron follows the adventures of a boy genius, from Retroville, Texas, who, with the companion of his swiss-army-knife-like robotic dog, Goddard, can invent himself out of any situation. Unfortunately, his inventions don't always work, and it's up to him to save Retroville from pandamonium.

Jimmy has two friends: Carl, the llama-loving portly boy who has too many allergies to list, and Sheen, the crazy Mexican boy who's obsessed with Ultra Lord.

Jimmy has a rival: The smartest girl (but not smartest kid, that's Jimmy) in school, Cynthia "Cindy" Vortex. Cindy loves almost nothing more than to make Jimmy's life miserible. But, deep down, she secretly loves him. He, secretly, feels the same way.
Into the stars
Goin' by Candy Bar's
Rides a kid with a knack
For Invention

A superpowerd mind
A mechanical canine
Rescues the day
From sure destruction

This is the theme song
For Jimmy Neutron
by DanMat6288 December 17, 2004
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Necronym

n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (See: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their necronym.

v. 2. To out somebody's necronym to the public.
Don't call her by her necronym . She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jimmy Neutron

A drink made by mixing Patron & Nuvo. Tasste bomb as fuck!! You get that special girl you wanna smash a couple of drinks of this and I guarantee shes gonna be wanting the D at the end of the night.'
Your friend: Yo so did u beat guts wit that breezy you've been wanting to pound for a whole year already??

Me: Fuck yeah!! all it took was 2 glasses of some Jimmy Neutron and she was begging for sex like a cheap hooker in south tucson.

Your friend: its about fuckin time..
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Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour

An anime of Jimmy Neutron being greeted by his mom, Judy Neutron who tells him that she is going to make a delicious dinner meal. Judy is shot by Hugh Neutron. Hugh requests Jimmy to do an order of pizza. Jimmy flies over to the phone, makes the call asking for pizza pie. Hugh and Neutron bond. The pizza is delivered. It flies through the house and decapitates Hugh.
Guy 1: I love Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour because it is a great anime.
Guy 2: I was thinking more Bee Shrek Test in the House, but that Anime's pretty good too.
Guy 3: Oh shit, here come the weeaboos who cannot take jokes about their shitty anime.
by SeinfieldSpitstain September 3, 2016
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