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nutballs

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs
Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times
Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq
by vennyweenny October 5, 2023
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netbilly

"Netbilly" is a word formed from "internet" and "hillbilly".

A netbilly is easily recognizable by certain features that they present on the internet.

A netbilly's dwelling usually consists of chatrooms, blogs, and comment forums. A netbilly comes in many shapes and sizes.

A netbillly tends to make comments that never relate to the topic in question. They are very passionate about government, immigrants, people of different ethnic backgrounds, the current president, liberals, homosexuals, christianity, and bad grammar.

An example would be:

Topic in question: "waterfalls are beautiful"

netbilly response: "Dam Obama, Dam hhomosexuals, if it werent for these imigrents"

A netbilly can basically be found anywhere on the internet.
The other day I was reading about the joys of raising a family and then this netbilly pops out of nowhere at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday with his comment about Jesus and Obamacare.

Oh my god, I put up a post about my dying cat and some netbilly starts ranting about Obamacare and something else about liberals, the grammar was so bad and now I am really upset.
by totallyyo July 27, 2010
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Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles.

-A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided
-A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way.

-Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.
Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys?
Guy: Do you have nuts?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then no.
by yomanitsnoah December 12, 2012
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nutballs

adj. possessing a dangerously low sanity level. having no capacity for complex thought. completely crazy.
Why is that girl drinking out of the toilet? She's nutballs!
by BnessEnvy January 22, 2007
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neaballitan

A Neaballitan is when a man has three (or more) women, of different hair color, skin color, or ethnicity, either lined up doggy style or on their backs waiting for their turn, or on their knees in front of him, working together to stimulate him orally.

This arrangement is named after Neapolitan ice cream, which is chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream side-by-side in the same container, typically with no packaging in between.

The classic Neaballitan has a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, but there are many exotic variations, with most being named according to the ethnicity of the girl in the middle, which is a great honor when sharing a man with other girls:

Some popular versions are:

the "Oreo" or "Ice Cream Sandwich", with a White girl between two Black girls
the "Chicachanga", where an Hispanic girl is between two others
the "Fortune Cookie", with an Asian girl in the middle,
the "Peace Pipe Prayer", where the middle girl is Native American,
the "Hookah Handmaiden", where a Middle Eastern girl is in the middle,
the "Cum On, Curry", with an Indian girl residing in between 2 other girls,
the "Eskimo Cream Pie", where an Inuit girl is in the middle
Dick: I'm telling you man, it was like the International House Of Poontang in my place last night. At the end of the evening, I enjoyed a really nice Neaballitan...

Jack: They should give you the Nobel "Piece" Prize, for bringing together pieces of ass from all over the world, promoting international cooperation and understanding!

Dick: I definitely enjoyed being an ambassador to the United Face-shuns...

Jack: High Five, Bro!
by dnalabkram October 13, 2009
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Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.
by Riley April 24, 2003
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Nutball

A game involving a ball of some sort being tossed at your garbage... until one person takes to many hits and quits.
hey cory get your camera me and drew are gonna play some nutball
by matt miller November 27, 2002
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