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Making an unbelievable mess of ordinary situations, partly due to one's own clumsiness, and warped understanding of simple instructions.

Doing scary things due to innate issues which are best left unexplored.
How is your straw stuck in your fork?! You are such a nessa!

Why are you walking in a figure of eight? You just need to move your hand to calibrate the compass in your phone. What a nessa!

She talks to herself in the mirror. She is an incredible nessa. Best to leave her alone.
Nessa by Muzmatch August 1, 2017
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Shortened form of "necessary".
"I don't think that will be necess-"
"Yes, it IS nessa."
nessa by Behest September 10, 2006
The biggest hoe you will ever meet in your life, she is a disgrace and nobody loves her. She is insecure ugly, fat and just the worst girl you can ever get your hands on, if you ever meet a Nessa, just run away trust me shes a regret.
Guy : "I'm dating Nessa"

Guy 2 : "SHES A HOE BRO"

Guy 3 : "I was sleeping with her yesterday-"
Nessa by NessaHater101 July 17, 2020
Hey have you seen Nessa’s bonding right now?
Nessa by 1x._shannnon_.x1 October 24, 2017
some girl that makes fortnite tiktok videos and always says “what”. She also pulled out Frozen Glizzies
Nessa by urmosbsbjwns May 23, 2021
Usually a person working in HR. Often secretaries to rugby players.
Person 1: oh so you know Nessa?
Scottish Dog: ahhhhh crap.. you mean Nessa the HR Bitch?
Person 1: yeah, she’s Johnny Sexton’s assistant now
Nessa by Randomscottishdog July 13, 2021
Nessa is the most stylish and epic person ever. They can and will kill u if u hurt one of their friends or close one's, they're an anime fan and a die hard genshin fan- who also has a damn epic music taste. They'll be there whenever u need them, will give u advices and will try to help u (especially if it's about genshin impact). Honestly they're just perfect and they deserve the whole world <3
Wow you know Nessa? That's so f cool, they're a fricking legend.
Nessa by D0gw4t3r November 20, 2021