neolojism

1. unexpected and/or uncontrollable ejaculation upon the learning of a particularly apt new word or phrase

2. the ejaculate produced in such a situation

Neolojism was a serious problem among Frankfurt school theorists, and it is rumored that Foucault never procreated not because of his sexual orientation, but instead, because he wasted all of his seed in this manner.

Elliott, was just a freshman when he wrote the working paper on ramen noodles in which he coined, among other neologisms, "ramen hangover." Upon reading the paper, Professor Stevens felt a mysterious cool sensation in his pants, and sending a spelunking hand into his pants to explore, found a copious amount of ejaculate. Elliott gasped, and with a surprised tone, asked, "Professor Stevens, is this your first experience with neolojism?"

by Elliott February 16, 2005

Neurogasm

When you find something out and your brain can't take it.

Timmy "I was absent the day we found out our test results!! What did I get?"
Jimmy "You aced it man!!!"
Timmy: *Neurogasms*

by Neurogasms!!! December 16, 2011

Neologism

A Neologism can be a few different things. It can be a new word, a new way someone uses a word, or a new type of phrase.
It is derived from the Greek word, Neo, which means "New."

A Neologism in the sense of a new word would be, for instance, Chumbling. This is chewing and mumbling at the same time. In this, it is also a compound word, however, it is a new or recent word. In the sense of a new use of a word, look at the use of the words in the Urban Dictionary. These are all neologisms. This also applies to the phrases. The Urban Dictionary, in it self is a Neologistic source.

by Joseph Grant P II May 27, 2007

neologosexual

someone with a fetish for coining new terms concerning human sexuality. After roughly a decade, 1994-2005, of being tickled by hearing new terms like metrosexual, pomosexual, and ubersexual, urbanites and cyberliterati realized that such neologisms had become phenoms themselves, frequently appearing with citations referencing who had coined them and when. (Mark Simpson coined metrosexual in 1994, while Queen and Schimel popularized pomosexual in 1997, and O'Reilly, Matathia, and Salzman coined ubersexual in 2005.) Thus, the race was on for fame and glory--to coin every plausible permutation using the suffix "-sexual." For some, it's become a fetish... the "neologosexuals" or simply "logosexuals."

"Shortstopsexual" is latest coinage of this neologosexual. Let's hope he was watching baseball before he came up with that one.

by R. Leggio August 19, 2007

neologism

a new word

he had created a neologism

by realist April 23, 2003

Neologism

a word that means "new word". it comes from the Latin roots "neo"(meaning "new") and "log"(meaning "word"). the "ism" os not that important.

List of Neologisms:
fucktard
haterade
floetry
fugly
etc...

all the names of pokemon are neologisms

by this website is ruined February 4, 2007

Neurogasm

The sudden instance when your brain reaches a climactic state of ecstasy, similar to a sexual orgasm, usually caused by intense, extended periods of mutual eye contact.

It had been four long hours and Jane, now quivering with having been staring directly into the eyes of James, threw caution to the wind, at which point her neurogasm commenced.

by Daulton Washington February 3, 2012