Neo-Hippie
Neo-Hippie by fatcat346 March 4, 2003
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See also neohippy, yippy.
(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.
Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.
Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.
Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.
A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.
Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.
Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.
Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.
A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
In a sentence:
"That neo-hippie just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neo-hippie found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."
Example symptoms:
-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.
-Prejudice against any dairy product
-Love of anything made from soy
-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.
-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering
-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10
-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.
- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.
-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
"That neo-hippie just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neo-hippie found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."
Example symptoms:
-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.
-Prejudice against any dairy product
-Love of anything made from soy
-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.
-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering
-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10
-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.
- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.
-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
neo-hippie by Pancreas100 June 30, 2006
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Kids these days who want things such as "world peace" and to stop "global warming" because "it is all our fault" because "we are wasteful and don't recycle and are selfish."
Basically, these kids want what Al Gore wants, an end to "global warming" and some world leaders solving their problems. Modified hippie/hippy principles, though most of them don't smoke pot. They buy 100% "organic" bags that have SAVE THE WHALES/POLAR BEARS/NORTH POLE/OZONE LAYER/EARTH emblazoned on the front that "support the fight against global warming" and don't object to socialized healthcare.
These kids are clueless, most of the time, and just want to be "politically active" without being politically active.
Basically, these kids want what Al Gore wants, an end to "global warming" and some world leaders solving their problems. Modified hippie/hippy principles, though most of them don't smoke pot. They buy 100% "organic" bags that have SAVE THE WHALES/POLAR BEARS/NORTH POLE/OZONE LAYER/EARTH emblazoned on the front that "support the fight against global warming" and don't object to socialized healthcare.
These kids are clueless, most of the time, and just want to be "politically active" without being politically active.
That girl Mary bought a "Save the North Pole" bag form Timberland and wore peace sign earrings and started preaching to us abouthow we should share what we give and recycle. She's sucha a bogus neo-hippie.
Neo-hippie by la la la lauren! December 29, 2007
Neo-Hippie
Neo-Hippie #1: Dude, I haven't showered in three and a half weeks.
Neo-Hippie #2: That's great. Think of how much water you've saved! Taking a shower is square.
Neo-Hippie #2: That's great. Think of how much water you've saved! Taking a shower is square.
Neo-Hippie by Wotan1 May 31, 2006
Neo-Hippie
Same as a neo-nazi or neo-fascist or neo-communist or any other totalitarian dictator.
You should kill them before they chop down all of the trees and rape your kids and try to turn you gay like them.
You should kill them before they chop down all of the trees and rape your kids and try to turn you gay like them.
Neo-Hippie by I kill hippies November 14, 2005
Neo-hippie
People born after the Baby Boom generation or pass 1961 , who exhibit the habits and traits of a hippie. In extreme cases,wearing or more than one tye-dye shirt,playing jam band excessively. Such as Phish,Widespread Panic and The Grateful Dead.
Neo-hippie by CDawg65 November 26, 2015