Nerona

ne-ro-na /nəˈrəʊnə/ noun
1) In neuropsychology, 'Nerona' is a rare condition resulting in hyper-intelligence and frequent episodes of "humour", often accompanied by adorable laughter. Sufferers are also burdened by popularity and admiration. There is no known cure for this affliction.

2) The undocumented Eighth Wonder of the World. It is rumoured that being in the Nerona's presence induces a trance-like state of ecstasy.
3) Nerona is a fire-type pokemon who cannot be tamed. She has only appeared in Pokemon Black&White.

Primary attacks include: "savage burns" and paralysis-inducing cuteness
Weakness: bird-types

Nerona is easily identifiable by her signature call, "Yassssss!".

Not to be confused with 'Narona' or 'Verona'

See also: 'Life of the Party' , 'Gorgeous'

Doctor: "Unfortunately, you have a severe case of Nerona"

"Nerona, I choose you!!"

by Anon170603 July 3, 2017

necron

another faction of Warhammer 40,000 which can be utterly badass or utterly destroyed based upon whether you got good dice rolls with your destroyers/heavy destroyers.

1: Hey I have necrons!
2: Hey I have Dark Eldar Im so awesome because everyone who plays DE think they're gods!
1: *blam*
2:Damn it! I wish I had tanks but I dont because Dark Eldar suck!
1: *blam*
2: you suck at life nerd!
1: *blam*
3: Uhh we're gonna have to arrest you for shooting a man named 2.
1: *blam*

by Joe Dee July 19, 2006

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

Necrons

An army of Warhammer 40k which use Gauss Weapons to disentigrate enemies particle-by-particle. Look like skeloton/terminator and are religous in an odd way.

I got the Necron Monolith today for $50 and it kicks ass!

by some guy July 3, 2004

Negronomics

The process of using "African American" gesture, and/or business sense to turn a profit. In most cases using the art of hustling, or gambling to get currency.

Negro 1: I got a hot-hand in the dice game tonight, and I'm sho' gon get me minez.
Negro 2: Yeah! We ballin' son
Random guy 1: What is going on here?
Negro 1: We playin' a dice game, stick around you can learn some negronomics from this.

by Jackofallaids March 21, 2008

Negronomics

Negronomics- is a branch of economics dealing with the performance, structure, behavior and decision-making of the entire Negro population. In most cases using the art of hustling, gambling, or the sale of illicit drugs to get currency.

1. Aight nigga im about to school you in some negronomics.
2. Ma'fuka i got my "PH G" in Negronomics

by cowhead330 January 24, 2011

necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003