The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.
#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009
Get the Negotiating with terrorists mug.in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.
by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009
Get the negotiator mug.Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting
by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009
Get the aggressive negotiations mug.To negotiate with someone with the intention of screwing them over, usually by denying the deal was ever made once you have what you wanted. Combination of nig and negotiate.
I started a new job because my boss promised me a promotion if I sold 50K in a month. I sold 50K in a month and asked for the promotion. My boss said he never promised a promotion. He nigotiated with me.
by MARVMAN October 30, 2007
Get the nigotiate mug.The common African American tradition of yelling as loudly and nonsensically as possible in order to settle a dispute. The winner usually either yells the loudest, swears the most, or is the one with the gun.
by ConcernedCitizen2791 September 7, 2013
Get the Nigotiate mug.An act of bargaining that transcends color or race. Typically, this is done at fast food restaurant chains where one individual will attempt to get something extra at no expense. Sometimes it is used as a tool to impress one's date with supposed foraging abilities.
Always utilized at everyone else's expense, to include the poor schmuck behind the counter who will undoubtly spit in the food.
**Made famous by Chris Rock's character in "Gonna Get You Sucka".**
Always utilized at everyone else's expense, to include the poor schmuck behind the counter who will undoubtly spit in the food.
**Made famous by Chris Rock's character in "Gonna Get You Sucka".**
Man in line- "What the hell is he doing"?
Woman in line- "He trying to tell the guy that he wants the fries from the number 1, and the sandwich from the number 4".
Man in line- "Hey, stop trying to niggotiate and order your fucking food"!
Woman in line- "He trying to tell the guy that he wants the fries from the number 1, and the sandwich from the number 4".
Man in line- "Hey, stop trying to niggotiate and order your fucking food"!
by weatherbeatenghettobooty May 4, 2008
Get the niggotiate mug.The act of two African American brotherins discussing or collaborating fair terms for a trade, goods, favors, or services. Services include, but are not limited to: hitman for hire, sour D, cocaine, the heroin, prostitutes, stolen cars, etc.
Winston: Excuse me kind sirs, how much currency will it cost me to purchase some time with your classy female companion?
Pimp Daddy Alonzo: Ah ha check this faggot muh'fucka. Drop the punk ass bullshit for a second, honky. Let me negrociate with my cousin Ray Ray and we'll get back to ya.
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Ray Ray: After careful negrociation, we've decided LaQueefa's workin for free tonight.
Pimp Daddy Alonzo: Ah ha check this faggot muh'fucka. Drop the punk ass bullshit for a second, honky. Let me negrociate with my cousin Ray Ray and we'll get back to ya.
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Ray Ray: After careful negrociation, we've decided LaQueefa's workin for free tonight.
by PartyWithSLUUTS September 29, 2012
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