Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010

neebedone

(n) person who is hired to do one job but ends up doing whatever task needs to be done.

Go ask the neebedone to make some coffee.

by bahrainz January 2, 2004

your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016

Neeber

Someone who is a Noob and a Feeder. They will maintain an ideal of purely retarded game antics, whilst continuing to feed the enemy, making them super mega fed and imba.

Dota Pro 1: "Daniel should quit playing dota after that game he fed each member five kills, the retard was 0-25"
Dota Pro 2: "he is such a neeber"

by Deejjj April 1, 2009

newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.

HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

neeed

1.) To misuse the word "want" with "need."
2.) When a person wants something they don't actually need but wants it so much they think that they do.

Ashley saw some cute sparkly non-edible thing and said "I neeed it!"

by Daniel Long November 25, 2016