Necrophilia

Some creepy fucking thing where some deusch of a human being screws some dead person. Generally done by guys cuz it's kinda hard for a chick to get it on with someone who's dead and not cooperating... but there is the whole rigamortis thing...

Annie: What's necrophilia Mr. Mister?
Mr. Mister: Well.. um... Annie, I don't want to go into this with you...
Annie: Please Mr. Mister. I can handle it *unreassuring thumbs up*
Mr. Mister: Uhhh... someone who loves dead people dear.
Annie: *sound of crickets in the background* huh?
Chloe: You heard the man. Someone who LOVES dead people *suggestive eyebrow waggling*
Annie: Wait... what? Mr. Mister... Do they do... sexual... things with them?
Chloe: *bangs head into desk*
Mr. Mister: Yes Annie. Yes they do.
Annie: Like, OMG!
Mr. Mister: OK. Back to the actual topic at hand-
Annie: Wait! Do these people like live together in cults?
Chloe: *Do you retards live in a cult to keep yourselves out of the gene-pool?*
Mr. Mister: No... They do this on their own...
Annie: Ooooooh... Who are they? Do they dig up graves?
Sophie: No. They're usually psychopaths that murder people and then *ahem* with the dead bodies.
Annie: O__o
Chloe: Sometimes they work at morgues.
Annie: What? 0_0
Chloe: At morgues. Ya know... granny dies... the morgue guy gets her... sometimes with very different intents in mind then regular society.
Annie: WAAAAH!
Mr. Mister: OKAY THEN. New subject
Annie: *sniffles*

by DeCaelo January 14, 2010

Nyctophobia

Nyctophobia is fear of night and darkness

1st Example:

-Hey do you want to go out this night at 3AM?
-No, sorry, I have nyctophobia

2nd Example:
-Do you want to see whats inside this really dark room?
-No, no, no. I have nyctophobia.

by Esperanzo April 5, 2015

beastiality necrophiliac

One who enjoys having sex with dead animals.

ewww! you said your a beastiality necrophiliac?!?

by Jonny Hartz October 2, 2008

necrophiliac

someone who has intercourse with dead people.

Go rape a corpse you gay necrophiliac!

by Brandon August 23, 2003

necrophagia

The cannibalistic practice of eating dead human tissue.

That sick fuck is into necrophagia!

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

thread necrophilia

Posting on a thread in the forum that has long been ignored and uncared for or dead thread. Especially when done in large amounts. Most often the work of n00bs.

Why is that sexxxygurl555 chick posting in the threads no one has replied to since 2004?

Thread necrophilia.

by Mznv March 11, 2008

necrophilia

Twilight.

she's "in love" with a dead guy....necrophilia.

by amartnotkmart November 14, 2011