nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.

After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.

by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007

naster

one cent whore

im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster

by ian August 10, 2003

neatering

the act of making something clean or neat.

David: I need to really clean my room. I need to do some neatering.
Jade: Did you just say neatering?

by jadelynnecakes October 20, 2009

Newster

A person that dresses in a new, exciting, and sometimes with a futuristic approach.

I wore fat lady jeans up to my waist today, which was totally newster 'cuz i paired it with an oversized hat.

by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

naaster

the opposite of a ladies man. a man who does not talk to girls or has 0 chance of pussy.

bill: do u get pussy?
Shehe: whats pussy?
bill : your a total naaster.

by puck4life October 26, 2010

Nester

Every womans dream an absolute player that doesnt give a damn. If he invites you back to his nest, he will definitely fertilize your eggs.

“Oh yeah dude I heard she got nestered last night.”

by UNC :) March 2, 2019

naster

crazy , getto blaster

dont look at that naster he may have a gun

by josh naster October 8, 2003