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Nave

adj., n., v.

"Nave" can take on the meanings of many different words, and can be used in a number of situations. It is derived from the word "naïve," and can be used synonymously with it, but its meaning has expanded to become more general and can sometimes be used positively.

Although chiefly an adjective, "nave" can be used as both a verb and a noun. For example, the phrase "Claude is going to nave Elizabeth in this spelling bee" would mean that Claude is going to make a fool of Elizabeth, and the phrase "Manpreet is a complete nave" would mean that Manpreet is a foolish person.

From "nave," many other words have been derived, such as "naved," "navest," "naving" and "naver." It has also spawned a number of phrases known as "navisms," for example, a "nave cave" is the vaginal tract of a slut or prostitute; "the abolishment of the nave trade" describes an event where a person has been very badly murked; to "misbenave" is to behave badly, but in a humorous or impressive way, and so forth.

Despite these definitions, "nave" is a very flexible word and its use is largely left to the speaker's discretion. Combining the meanings of many contemporary words in the modern teenager's vocabulary such as "gay," "retarded," "pwn," "murk," "gash," "sick," "badass" and literally dozens more, "nave" is an essential tool in today's fast-paced, urban world; the Swiss-army knife of the teenage lexicon.
A: "I naved my neighbours window with a football last week and I had to pay them £90."
B: "Awh, man, that's nave."

"This spaghetti tastes bare nave."

A: "That's the navest phone I've ever seen!"
B: "Thanks, I got it when my sister died."

A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
B: "Why are you so nave?"

"I was just naving around, minding my own business, when some fucker jumped me and stole my milkshake."

A: "How much was your car?"
B: "7 grand."
A: "Wow, you got completely naved. I wouldn't pay seven grand for that naving little piece of shit."

A: "Oh crap, I just lost my inhaler."
B: "Nave."
by Afternoon B May 31, 2011
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Nave

Someone who bothers you purposely or not. Often referred to in regards to very ugly women.
"BE GONE NAVE!!!!!!"

"Back to your hole nave."
by MASCO WVU February 22, 2010
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Nave

Nave’s are the best jewish men in the world. Masculine, hot, and sexy, they enjoy rock music and play drums. Super smoking with jet black or dark brown hair. No shorter than 6’3
Woah Nave is so buff!
Damn I wish I could have my way with Nave
Nave please do me!
by bonjovicanhaveme November 22, 2021
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Navee

When you promise to do something but then ditch using the most fucked up excuse
Raft? Nah cant I got a go outside to do something. Wow, he just pulled a Navee
by Powerplay87 January 11, 2020
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Naveli

Someone obsessed with knives, will probably make you miserable if you date them. But also an emotionally unavailable super hot girl. Obsessed with keeping things in order and talks trash about you when you're in the room. Pretty rude. Always down to partaaaay. Probably high but denies it.
"Hey you look sad today, what's up?"

"Just dealing with Naveli man."
by bruinbeargirl February 4, 2018
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Naveed

heyy ma #1 buddie 4 lyfe!!:P ur soo cool.
great singin voice 2;) not like u usualli sing 4 me (grr but u do 4 yasi) but itz all good! lolz
ya soo naveedz da coolest guy around hehe dont messs:P
Singg 4 mee Naveed : not for yasi haha...ewwww. ur #1 not her #6..eww.
#1!!!:P
by XxX SeXiE XxX March 17, 2004
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Naving

Directing someone to do something that needs to be done. Not nagging but encouraging them to do something.
Im not nagging you, I am naving you to get it done
by Navey Nora May 3, 2018
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