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aint you nathaniel b

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
I've been almost unable to sleep since first hearing this line.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
by aintyou_nathanielb August 7, 2022
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nathaniel

nathaniel is an extremely generous person with abundant love <3 he will love all sides of you, even the bad ones :( he’ll stick up for you and even go as far to suggesting taking the blame so you can be okay. you can’t help but fall in love with him everyday hehe nathaniel will always say the sweetest things and will never give up on you even if everyone else does, he is also very adorable and soft <3 best boyfriend ever!
nathaniel is a keeper!
nathaniel is mine -iness
by butterfish April 6, 2019
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Nathalie

A girl who is the best in bed. She is a fast learner, which comes in handy. A Nathalie is one of the most beautiful things that your eyes will lay on, although she tends to have a temper. So don't mess with her. She's a player, but can stick to one guy. Nathalie manages to get all the guys on her. She is a keeper, as long as you know how to treat her. You must never have her depressed, or you will never see the good in her. She has to almost always be happy in order to have full energy and to keep a smile on your face as well. All the guys are tempted to kiss her because of her full, soft lips. She can be agressive, so she'll need someone who can handle her.
Did you see Nathalie? She has the softest lips i've ever kissed!
by Master11526 October 20, 2009
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Nathalie sancoeur

The best character from any tv show. She is one of the two main antagonists in miraculous ladybug, she is a previous holder of the peacock miraculous 🦚 she’s going to be MY wife, not yours
by Nathalie is my wife July 20, 2021
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A big Nathaniel

When you when you cum on a radiator whilst it's hot and you burn your nuts off
I heard greg did a big nathaniel. What a gaylord
by A big nathaniel October 4, 2020
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dirty nathaniel

Noun, meaning to have sex in the shower holding your partner upside down.
"Did you hear about the girl who got pregnant doing a dirty Nathaniel? "
by Fuckingcrazybitch1486 February 22, 2020
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Nathalie

Cute, Loving, smart. Your perfect girlfriend. She will never leave you and give you all her love. Don't let her go or you'll regret it.
"Who are you dating now?"
"Nathalie"
"Whoa dude! You got lucky."
by kanye4prez March 12, 2020
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