Narcissistic Facebook Disorder 

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.

Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".

Narcissistic Facebook Disorder by Amanda Lee Smith July 13, 2012

Narcissistick 

Any apparatus, engineered or improvised, used to extend the reach when taking a selfie.

I was just walking along, when some douchebag taking video rammed me in the eye with his two foot narcissistick.

Narcissistick by Austin_72 December 22, 2014

narcissistic 

Named after the greek god Narcissus who was entirely infatuated with himself. So one who is, conceited, vain, arrogant, and "big-headed."

She was entirely narcissistic and obsessed with her beauty.

narcissistic by Sibyl Vane May 27, 2004

Narcissistic 

A rare disorder that a person can obtain at birth or as they grow up. It can be passed down from generation to generation if not treated immediately at a young age.

Symptoms include not giving a shit about anyone else but yourself, selfishness, conceited, arrogant, self-centered behavior, and tends to talk highly about themselves.

Side effects may include loss of friends, family, marriage, and support from others.

The only cure for this disorder is a can of ass whupping. If problem still exists, double up on the ass whupping.

Eric is one Narcissistic son of a bitch!

We get why Eric is in love with himself, he is Narcissistic positive.

The only way for this Narcissistic bastard to find love is to clone himself, or fuck his male cousin, who is also Narcissistic positive.

Narcissistic by VAG916 May 28, 2018

narcissistick 

A selfie stick

it seems like everyone these days has a narcissistick to take a selfie.

narcissistick by Riley finn March 5, 2015

narcissistic women 

Want to always be the Center Of Attention. Mostly High Maintenance Women.

It's always about them. They only think of themselves. Narcissistic women will use and abuse men.

narcissistic women by Been there done that. May 24, 2006

narcissistic 

having your head so far up your ass you think the world revolves around you

he was narcissistic and thought that he was the shit

narcissistic by rockprincess777 November 26, 2007