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by @asoni35 August 17, 2015
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Narcastic

To not only be overly fascinated with oneself, but to also inject conversations with large doses of sardonicism.
"Look, i know you are utterly self-obsessed but do you think you could take your sarcasm some place else? Your narcastic attitude isn't welcome here, you rat bastard!"
by Dirtymartini September 8, 2009
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Narcissistic Facebook Disorder

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.
Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".
by Amanda Lee Smith July 13, 2012
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Narcissistick

Any apparatus, engineered or improvised, used to extend the reach when taking a selfie.
I was just walking along, when some douchebag taking video rammed me in the eye with his two foot narcissistick.
by Austin_72 December 22, 2014
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narcissistic

Named after the greek god Narcissus who was entirely infatuated with himself. So one who is, conceited, vain, arrogant, and "big-headed."
She was entirely narcissistic and obsessed with her beauty.
by Sibyl Vane May 27, 2004
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Narcissistic

A rare disorder that a person can obtain at birth or as they grow up. It can be passed down from generation to generation if not treated immediately at a young age.

Symptoms include not giving a shit about anyone else but yourself, selfishness, conceited, arrogant, self-centered behavior, and tends to talk highly about themselves.

Side effects may include loss of friends, family, marriage, and support from others.

The only cure for this disorder is a can of ass whupping. If problem still exists, double up on the ass whupping.
Eric is one Narcissistic son of a bitch!

We get why Eric is in love with himself, he is Narcissistic positive.

The only way for this Narcissistic bastard to find love is to clone himself, or fuck his male cousin, who is also Narcissistic positive.
by VAG916 May 28, 2018
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narcissistick

it seems like everyone these days has a narcissistick to take a selfie.
by Riley finn March 5, 2015
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