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n00bsquirt

the squirting of a n00b. usually when a n00b has sexual pleasures with another n00b
"Ohhh!Your gonna make me squirt my n00bsauce all over your face!"

"Cmon baby do it!HARDER!IM FUCKING YOU IN TEH N00BGINA!"

*squirt squirt* followed by *gasp*
"DAMN THAT WAS NICE!"

that is how n00bsquirt should be used!
by n00bn0b June 20, 2009
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n00bster

Jojo aka cookie is a noobster at games
by WOOHOO July 29, 2004
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n00bsauce

//often unintelligent
//sporadic
//acts completely upon impulse
//always left handed
//can be seen carrying devices that are meant to be stationary as if they are mobile.
//approx 5'7"
//gingerly brown hair
//approx 150lbs
//squinty eyes
//always a sandwich artist
//speaks in code \\"i just beasted"\\ ((smurfish?))
//typically artistic - could be linked with autism
//chases fireflies crossing the street \\"cross the street!!"\\
//lives on xboxlive
//loathed by miniature pinschers
oh look! its nin00b ; the n00bsauce
by kola_thegreat February 27, 2009
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n00bs

Someone who is new to something and thinks they are an expert.
n00b:You are all wrong,idots, camembert is by far softer than brie. You're all such n00bs.
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n00bsicle

An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.
Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle
by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006
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n00bstar

Noun: The infamous "N00bstar". Derived from the word "Newbie". it was broken down to a shorter, less time consuming word, "Newb". "Newb"'s spelling was then slaughtered by bi-focal bearing computer nerds, changing the spelling from "Newb" to "Noob". Often, people continue to destroy "Newb"'s spelling by replacing the word's "O"'s to zeros, making the spelling, "N00b".
A "N00bstar" is a "Newbie" with immense negative intelligence of a given activity, such as video games, programs, etc.
For Example:
That N00bstar tried to pwn me with a flashbang 'nade. hahaha omfg rofl!!11!
by His Infernal Majesty July 15, 2005
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n00s

'News' put in leet.
d1d j00 h33r t3h n00s 2d4y?/
by Alex Faircloth March 24, 2007
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