Alpha n00b

The god of all n00bs, Alpha n00b Pwns all other n00bs and is the ruler of n00b kingdom

Omg That n00b is an Alpha n00b! hes almost good enough to not be a n00b

by Adam Valdez August 30, 2007

n00bsplosion

when a n00b is pwned so hard their little n00b brain cant process the ultimate pwnage they blow up on spot

"hey armon i killed this guy with an uber one hit kill with the battle rifle in halo 2 last night,,,pretty sw33t eh?? yeah he n00bsploded"

by mucus April 22, 2005

n00b herd

A team or clan of low level novice players that travel in packs. They are over confident and often get themselves killed due to sheer n00bishness. A n00b team counts quantity over quality.

I p0wned a n00b herd that attacked me in the widly. Gotta love those n00bs.

by Dark2k1 July 29, 2006

n00bed

To be defeated or bested or to fail, usually in a first-person shooter video game (though it can apply to other situations as well), by a 'n00b' tactic. Also to be bested by a n00b for any reason in any situation.

I got n00bed at spawn by Tardzilla over there.

by DMI October 2, 2003

n00b cannon

Any sort of weapon that can be "effortlessly" used to kill another in a video game, usually a First Person Shooter. These weapons are also usually, but not always, shotguns.

Often, these "n00b cannons" have heavy disadvantages, and the guy who keeps getting killed is probably doing something horribly wrong.

Regardless, use of these weapons in public multiplayer will get you mocked and shunned, even though they are valid weapons, with only a couple exceptions.

The Flux Gun in Savage.
The Auto Shotgun in Counter Strike.
The Grub from Gunbound could possibly be considered a n00b cannon.
The Shotgun in Natural Selection.
The SPAS in Navy Seals-Covert Operations.
The Chaingun in Team Fortress
The OICW in SWAT 3.
The Panzerfaust in Enemy Territory. (Restricted on some servers)
The Jackhammer in Planetside.

See any patterns in there? Lots of fast-firing shotguns. Anyone ever hear of sniper rifles to counter?

by Kenthar February 12, 2004

n00blet

A younger version of a n00b. Their age range is about 5-10. Their posts usually consist of kiddie shows, and unnessicary swearing at anyone who disagrees.

Example of a n00blet post- "oMg, powerpfuf grls r fcuking awsme!"

by CryogenChaos July 28, 2005

n00bistan

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010