myspaceturbator

(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.

Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.

by Abraxsis June 17, 2006

Myspacing out

Spending hours on the site Myspace.com without doing anything at all.

Bob- I commented 4 hot chicks last night. What did you do?
John- I was myspacing out for a while, and just waited for people to comment me. No one did, so I got off 3 hours later.

by Immortal-Jake July 3, 2006

myspacian

One whom commits him/her self to the internet site, myspace.
The characteristics of a myspacian: the Red vained eyes, of staying up all night to see any further changes to myspace life; the constant overview of friends list; the random requests to unknown "Hot" people; the constant re-evaulation of ones life through the inisesant bullitins, as a person may become engrossed with a problem, for example:<i>you will die in twenty four hours</i>; and the constant need to upload new myspace images or iMyPic

Another myspacian characteristic is the type of commenting on peoples photos;video blogs;comments;messages. They are typically short and dumb witted, though to a myspacian; its is rather enigmatic and witty.
For example:
(a pic of a cat)
"i like your pussy"

A myspacian can be known to have over 200-10000+ friends whom in reality cannot effectively message and know them all.

A iMyhawt is a person whom loves themselves too much and resort to the use of their to tell them they are "hot" or "HAWT"

"Man I feel as though Im a myspacian"

"Dude, myspace is soo cool. Be my freind"

"Insert witty sentence here"

by Heysalovesyah August 10, 2006

myspacicide

Deleting your own profile from a digital social networking site like MySpace.

"Hey your profile fell off my top friends list. Did you delete me as a myspace friend?"

"No, trying to keep up with hundreds of so-called friends and stuff was making me neurotic, so I committed myspacicide."

by denvertruth August 9, 2008

myspacey

like something you would see on myspace. if someone is taking pictures in the mirror? its myspacey. or if youre really hot in your myspace pictures but ugly in real life you are myspacey.

dude that chick is so myspacey.

by kyelle May 30, 2006

myspacethetically

pertaining to myspace

When she described herself as 'more to love', she was speaking myspacethetically.

by paul lavra, NOT November 15, 2006

myspacitis

Myspacitis is a little known yet widespread disease that affects many in our nation, and even globally. The sufferer experiences having no life and spending hours upon hours browsing random people on MySpace. Their 'thing' is to gain as many friends as possible, as to up their 'cool points'. They also strive to make their music lists, well, bigger than yours. Even if they've barely listened to the artists they put on there. Those are just the major symptoms.

Shiiit man, that photo whore is always on myspace 24/7. She definately has myspacitis.

by Thulasi October 23, 2005