jack mcqueen

harry styles lhh in escapade, used to be a personal consultant but hes now a photographer married to louis tomlinson (my sun literal ball of sunshine) with their dog George Harrison Tomlinson the First, otherwise known as Georgie. hes also the loml forever

"hey have you already read escapade by dolce_piccante?!"
"yeah!! its literally so good, its one of my favs for sure"
"whos ur favourite character then?"
"JACK MCQUEEN LOML OBVIOUSLY"

by pancakelouielol November 17, 2021

Mcqueen High School

Possibly the shittiest place in reno, nevada. Populated by mainly bros, preps, and scenefags. The teachers think that herpes is a bad word. We have a good football team, but they're all meat heads with tiny penises that they stick in each other's anuses.

Normal people: "I fuckin hate McQueen High School y0!"

Br0s: "Fuck yeah go mcq!"

by xdankbankx February 12, 2009

Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

Lightning McQueen

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick

I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen

by I smell pickle February 26, 2021

Lightning McQueen

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.

Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?

by EsbenT September 16, 2008

lightning mcqueen hentai

A phrase used in Smosh's Stop Copying Me remake

Friend A and Friend B: "Say the first thing that come to mind"
Friend A and Friend B: "One two three!"
Friend A and Friend B: "LIGHTNING MCQUEEN HENTAI!"
Friend A and Friend B: "ew gross why were you thinking of that"

by WilliamXu210 July 14, 2023

McQueen

Of or like Steve McQueen. A man's man. Cool, tough, confident, kick-ass.

My bro Paul lives like McQueen.

by kick-ass January 3, 2004