McRib effect

When the mc rib is re-released, the crime rates skyrocket. This usually applies to inner cites, ghettos/projects, and closely surrounding areas

Jane - “hey can you walk me home? Its only a couple blocks”

Dick - “hell no haven’t you heard? Im not leaving the house after dark due to the mcrib effect ! Take a cab!”

Jane - you dick.

by Ginjah_Ninja May 28, 2018

McRib

Nastiest item to ever grace McDonald's menu. A piece of dog turd molded into a rib shape, slathered in the poorest excuse for barbecue sauce ever conceived, and with pickles and onions on top.

I ate the McRib at McDonald's and now I have AIDS

by Nitsua Man June 26, 2009

McRib

Sexual manuever performed between a man and a woman while in the bathroom of a McDonald's Restaurant. While riding a female "doggie-style" the male begins to knukle punch his female counterpart on both sides of her rib cage. Though this act may sound painful it intended to provide an expression of love.

Linda told me not to cover her in Barbecue sauce while I was giving her the McRibb.

by DaveO August 21, 2009

McRib

A sex act, in which one partner slathers the other in McDonald's BBQ sauce and proceeds to fuck them as they lick it off. If they are feeling especially "saucy," fries can be incorporated for added fun.

Much like the value deal, I only offer to McRib her once a year.

by Socraticirony December 25, 2016

McRib

A reoccuring limited-time burger from McDonald's that ISN'T made of rib but instead of restructured meat products such as heart, tripe, and stomach. It also contains Azodicarbonamide, which increases risk of breathing problems. They also look artificially manufactured and unpalatable when frozen, sort of like styrofoam.

Guy 1: After reading the truth about McRib, I still want to eat a McRib
Guy 2: I mean hey man, it's your choice, I sure as hell ain't eating that

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2021

Dirty McRib

You gather your friends around and playfully convince them to hand cuff each other in a circle. You privately fill ur bladder with your favorite hard alcohol, by stretching your piss hole around the bottle. After. That you mash a McRib sandwich and shove it in ur ass.Then you enter the room and the circle dressed as a futuristic rodeo clown, and point a gun in their faces and make them drink the alcohol from ur stretched out piss hole while they r blind folded. Once they are drunk you put a quarter stick of dynamite in your loosened piss hole, with a long wick . Then you take turns forcing them at gun point to pleasure you uncontrollably until whoever has the most dick parts on them when the dynamite explodes. Then as ur anus relaxes from exploding your genitals. The prized dirty McRib is awaiting the winner.

Shall we Dirty McRib at church today.

by BadbitchBobby September 4, 2022

pound some McRibs

the act of fucking Ronald McDonald, real deep, up in dem ribs

If Ronald comes over tonight, ima whip out my Big Mac and pound some McRibs

by 7andaswitchblade December 2, 2016