fat end of my fuck stick

the head of a penis

sux the fat end of my fuck stick

by christian j grant September 16, 2008

Stick my tongue in you

To stick your tongue in between someone’s toes

I want to stick my tongue in you and taste your toe juice

by Booty cheeks November 13, 2020

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

by Nutthead June 19, 2010

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 13, 2003