My mom

How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in

man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that

by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 6, 2003

My Mom

the president

"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"

by crackersam April 27, 2003

My mom

shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe

Whoa shit man my moms way to protective

by PYRO October 11, 2004

My Mom

some whore addicted to crack who fucks a diff. guy every night 4 pleasure.

Dude mym mom is so fuckin Gross!

by Shea April 6, 2003

MY MOM

the punchline in a joke

"you know who else is my mom? MY MOM!"

by the guy under you December 20, 2021

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

by lil catfood October 23, 2018