Floats my goat

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.
by El Señor October 06, 2015
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scrotes my goats

To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.
R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.
by TitanD May 04, 2010
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hop off my goat

when someone online says something mildly insulting abt ur goat
"narugod is mid"
"ayo hop off my goat bruh ❌"
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get my goat

A term coined by the Great White American Hunter David Frisbie in reference to his quest to conquer the elusive animal known as the Ibex. Term also refers to a high level of intensity in the gym.
Man , I saw David in the gym yesterday he was "getting that goat"

Get my goat
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What really bites my goat

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."
What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.
by JuneBug_1776 August 30, 2010
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my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004
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my pet goat

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important
1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?
by McAnarchy July 06, 2004
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