Ibex 

1. An individual of several species of wild mountain goats living in a variety of ecosystems in Eurasia, Africa, and the Middle East. Extreme similarity in the horns cause them to appear as one horn in profile, thus some people believe Ibex may be the origin of the mythical unicorn.

2. A designer and provider of premium outdoor apparel and gear They specialize in merino wool and organic wool clothing, organic cotton, sportswear, merino wool baselayers, travel clothing, and technical wool apparel. Their stuff performs really well and looks great so you can enjoy the outdoors without looking like a dirtbag or a lab rat. Ibex also specializes in luxurious merino wool cycling jerseys, wool cycling shorts, retro wool cycling apparel, wool bike shorts, wool cycling jerseys and wool bike clothes and tops. These cycling clothes perform as well as their Nordic skiing clothes from the outdoor collections. Ibex has wonderful everyday outdoor lifestyle wear that you can wear for travel and adventure then out to dinner. Ibex is known for their environmental responsibility. Ibex uses New Zealand Merino wool, Loden wool and organic cotton in all their outdoor clothing. Ibex products are available in only the best outdoor specialty shops, such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, CO.

Eric - "That's a great looking cycling outfit - but how's it going to perform on this ride up the pass? It may be mild down here, but it'll be cold and may be snowing at the summit."

Kristen - "It's Ibex, so it will perform well enough for me to kick your ass, and look and smell good enough to wear out drinking tonight!"

Ibex by da Chetster March 8, 2009

ibex muffel 

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

ibex muffel by Holly-Day April 16, 2006

Y'ibex

The shortened version of "you're an ibex", as in the Alpine Ibex mountain climbing goat.

It's what you'd say to your buddy when he's playing it way too slow with a chick, because he isn't making any moves. This term was coined by comedian Chris D'Elia on his podcast entitled Congratulations, on September 18th, 2017.

Mark: "Dude I'm not sure she likes me, we've been on seven dates and have barely even made out."

Chris: *texts make a photo of an Alpine Ibex* "y'ibex."

Y'ibex by Baby Nance September 21, 2017

Y’ibex 

A term coined by comedian/cult leader Chris D’Elia used to describe someone who is indescive about their mutual feelings with their lover/partner and seeks the help of others.

Hey dude. You’ve hung out with a girl 7 times and have never gotten your dick touched? Y’ibex.

Every time my buddy texts me and he tells me he’s not sure how this girl feels about him I fucking always send him a picture of an ibex on a wall because that’s what that motherfucker it is. As in, figure it out.

It’s been 8 weeks and you haven’t gotten to third base? Stop taking her to a movie....have a date at home. OR....y’ibex.

Y’ibex by atruebaby November 3, 2017

ibexcy 

Nigga with a tiny penis and no huevos

I was playing fortnite with ibexcy and he was to scared to rush the enemy

ibexcy by DatNiggaWillie January 23, 2018