Carve my chicken

The action of roughly giving a handjob.

"That b**ch really knew how to carve my chicken last night during Netflix and chill."
A female's version of tear it up can also be used by males to describe the action to his boys in the locker room.

by Luckyfarms April 7, 2016

choking my chicken

Caitlyn chapman sucking my dick

Caitlyn is like a raging bill while choking my chicken

by chowmang July 27, 2014

jerk my chicken

Masturbation

Hey wanna come out today

No I gotta jerk my chicken

by Taykay47 August 16, 2017

Paint my chicken coop

A leud act involving the handle of a paint brush and a rectum.

Oooh yeah baby, paint my chicken coop! Shove that handle up my ass!

by Tiny Tony June 25, 2016

marinating my chicken

re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)

lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'

wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!

i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

Hanging my Chicken

When a man puts his erect penis up into his waistband in a attempt to get rid or hide an erection.

Friend 1 - Man I got the most award boner yesterday.
Friend 2 - Dang, how did you get rid of it.
Friend 1 - I was Hanging my Chicken just so nobody would see it.

by bdun4 March 31, 2015

flicking my chicken

Being surprised or excited, like "flipping my shit"

I just saw a man in a banana suit and I'm flicking my chicken!

by usapuppylove August 12, 2016