my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

by Jayceon David T February 13, 2018

The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14

The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life

by 🤩starboy April 22, 2019

1234 how many niggers are in my store

I KNOW YOUR STEALING

"1234 how many niggers are in my store I know your stealing"

by James wildrick February 17, 2017

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006

my favorite store on the citadel

"My favorite store on the citadel" is a phrase originating from the line of dialogue "I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" from Mass Effect 2. Since Shepard could\ say this for every single store, it becomes comical and virtually meaningless.

In normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is:
1. Average
2. Mediocre
3. Unremarkable
4. Pointless

In addition, it can be used as a completely neutral response when asked your opinion on something and you have none or don't care either way.

That new Adam Sandler movie was my favorite store on the citadel.

The new restaurant was whatever, it was my favorite store on the citadel.

Wife: "How do you like this dress?"
Bored Husband: "I don't know, it's my favorite store on the citadel. Can we go now? We've been shopping for hours!"

by Dynomate July 5, 2016

Shopping in my grocery store

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.

Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?

by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009