Bathing my dog

When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.

Guys, I'll be right back im bathing my dog ;-P

by Sly1987 January 23, 2018

my dog Luna

she’s the best dog EVER, she can be a diva but she’s the cutest doggy ever

my dog Luna is the best

by robloxcrnn July 13, 2021

Wash my dog

A long soothing blowjob.

Darling that meal was delicious. Now come on, wash my dog.

by Tom Mallen December 19, 2006

My Dog Pilot

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.

Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.

by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020

burying my dog

To have sex, a man places his penis in a womans vagina.

I can't go I will be busy burying my dog by then.

by HybridStorm June 26, 2006

Not my dog to leash

When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.

Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?

Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.

Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.

Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.

by ellerfl October 30, 2020

kill my dog

Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.

Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!

by Nadia Hamel May 2, 2008