My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

My Boyfriend Stole My Car by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Will You Be My Boyfriend? 

I know this is a long shot but you asking me to be your valentines made me so happy, just consider it please. I love you so much and you’ve always been there since day one.

Russell, will you be my boyfriend?

Will You Be My Boyfriend? by your lovely valentine February 13, 2021

this is for my boyfriend <3 

hey baby, so i know you're reading this right now and i just want to talk about how much you mean to me and how i never want to lose you <3. ever since i met you, i felt some sort of special and secret connection with you, and i had a feeling that you might of hated me or something, but i know how good of a boyfriend you were to your ex that you wouldn't even talk to any other girl but her, so i know how special she wouldve felt when she had you :). however, she made you feel so lonely, and sad all the time. no matter what you had done for her, she never treated you incredibly well. and i just want to say, i am so sorry about all the pain and torture that you have been through alone, and im sorry about all your past toxic relationships

:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333

this is for my boyfriend <3 and nobody else :D

this is for my boyfriend <3 by andreea <3333 March 20, 2021

not really my boyfriend

I like the guy but we are more friends with benefits , a sec partner, without being together,a hang out buddy, without the responsibility ,or love but not hate,wanting to be with, or have but cant

Your not really my boyfriend but I wanna be with you always Joe but your not responsible and mature enough for me , but lets just have sex instead and hangout

not really my boyfriend by Sam Steele 69ish April 19, 2018

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding 

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding by gale braydenie November 11, 2019

it's my boyfriend 

UGLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH SOMEONE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND.

Hi people, it's my boyfriend!

it's my boyfriend by Mattyu December 22, 2017

do my boyfriend 

verb.
the action of having passionate, mind blowing sex with your segnificant other;one who is niether fiance' or husband.

wow, when i do my boyfriend,...i DO my boyfriend.
he knows he's been done

do my boyfriend by jay girl June 13, 2008