Mujtaba

Mujtaba is a smart, caring, and handsome individual. He is very secretly muscular and hung guy. He hides his face behind his mask to let competition happen between the hottest and most popular guys in school. He never takes a day off and is a super hard worker. If you knew this guy in high school, it automatically lays you in the popular roster. He is usually the guy who turns guys gay and makes girls tumble over as they are overwhelmed with his manliness. If you know a Mujtaba, please do not ever leave his life, you will forever regret it. If you ever do cross his path, you will face the pain from the weapon in his pants since he is very hung as said before. Don’t be surprised to hear a slapping noise against his thighs when he walks in your presence.

“Oh my god babe, if only you were Mujtaba!”

“Bro, I wish I was Mujtaba right now, that chick would be under my arms.”

by Garmich April 1, 2022

Mugabe Makeover

The act of negative change upon any once beautiful and prosperous country. This applies most proximately to the nation of Zimbabwe. Mugabe Makeovers are currently occuring in several world nations and can usually be detected by failiure of agriculture and monetary value as well as the appearace of Cholera.

Wow! Harare had a great airport 25 years ago, but thanks to the Mugabe Makeover, it's like landing in Mogadishu.

by Saiga12 May 3, 2011

Musab

Musab is a handsome boy that every girl will dream about .
He’s a brave , undefeatable and and a strong human. He’s got a really nice personality and he is every girls futer husband. He’s got a nice bright smile and a nice person to be friends with . All in all he’s a sexy boy and every girls dream boy

Musab is the sexiest human alive.

by AnnoyingOrange221 October 17, 2020

mutalisk

A large bat-like creature from the legendary game StarCraft. The creature fires glaives that bounce off enemy units.

That guy got mutalisk!?! But we've got a shitload of valkyries, what a dumbass...

by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005

Mugabe Money

Used to describe something worthless. It is a reference to hyper-inflation in Zimbabwe where money is virtually worthless because of Robert Mugabe's policies.

Your shitty car isn't worth Mugabe money!

by Earl Barrett December 20, 2008

metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

by troopa09 June 11, 2006

Metabitching

Bitching about other people bitching.

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.

by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004