a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.
by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006
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It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
by michael March 2, 2004
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by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
Get the queermo mustachio mug.by sueg May 18, 2006
Get the mustachio pistachio mug.When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.
by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015
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by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011
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