murkin wangs

smoking cigarettes. murk a wang = smoke a cig, avvvvvv cheruuuuup.

mayne i was outside with this movv murkin wangs.

by JOHNNY BOUGES September 8, 2011

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

Murakin

plural murakins
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.

I'm a murakin and we don't do it that way.

How much is that in a murakin dollars?

Don't you people speak a murakin?

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

Mutkin

•A hound or mutt

•Often receives undeserved prizes for booky gcse artworks that require no effort.

That Mutkin is a booky dog.

by El baronet May 2, 2017

Murrin

Murrin is the prettiest most perfect human in the world , talented and just overal a good person. Smart funny and incredible

Yass it’s murrin

by Holymoly_lemmonz November 4, 2018

mirkin

a pubic wig. Used in the middle ages to replace women's pubic hair that was shaved off to eliminate lice and other insects.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Muckin' Bin

Eating Vagina with the entire mouth.

Andrew decided to muck Jenny's bin after a long sweaty hockey practice.

1. Andrew unzipped her pants, enjoyed the aroma of the exposed vagina, which inhibited his performance of muckin' bin.

2. Must be done long enough to ensure the web beneath your tongue is in excruciating pain the next morning.

Technique: Variety of different ways which include the Jawbreaker, the PleasureTreasure, the Dangling Worm, the Meat Grinder, or the Full Throttle Muck.

by MeatWallet April 15, 2009