murkin wangs

smoking cigarettes. murk a wang = smoke a cig, avvvvvv cheruuuuup.

mayne i was outside with this movv murkin wangs.

by JOHNNY BOUGES September 8, 2011

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

mucking bin

the act of eating a girl out. Commonly used phrase by hockey players.

Hey Timmy lets go to the club and try mucking bin tonight.

by AllstarHeater October 31, 2013

Mucking Ficrosoft

The cheeky, safe for work and acceptable in church way of complaining about Fucking Microsoft bugs, hassles, and Windows annoyances.

Mucking Ficrosoft Windows crashed again !

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 26, 2017

munking

a stupid play of someone in fortnite that results in them risking their whole game to kill someone. Often said when people take storm fights, or land on people for no reason.

mostly used in the oce region

what the fuck cunt that guy just full munked me, omg he is munking everyone, get him banned from the pro discord.

by deadxdesire December 2, 2018

Merking

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

by Ducez March 31, 2012