1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc
2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses
2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses
by Disgruntled Winnipeger January 01, 2008
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v. One of the most violent fetishes known to man. This involves two men, a pregnant woman, a barstool, and a lethal weapon. First, the men find and kill the pregnant woman, then place bets. One at a time, they jump from the barstool onto the (now dead) woman's stomach, eating whatever comes out of said woman's vagina after each successive jump. The one who gives up first forfeits his share of the bet to the other.
Aww man, did I tell you that we murfed Joe's mom last night?
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.
by DasProfezzional May 04, 2005
a good looking mother that you would like to thrust your pointed pelvis muscle into. otherwords MOM U RAM FOR EVER
by jenko October 12, 2007
Like arg but without the a, r, or g.
Describes feelings of frustration.
Usually followed by ".__.", ";___;", or ";___."
Never, EVER, EVER to be said outside of the internet.
Describes feelings of frustration.
Usually followed by ".__.", ";___;", or ";___."
Never, EVER, EVER to be said outside of the internet.
by CarbonatedWater April 06, 2006
An endearing term used for a person who has done something ditzy or dumb but funny so you aren't mad at them.
Your cute girlfriend try's to clean your 'lucky' jeans and ends up ruining them, you say "I love you, murf!" she is a murf for ruining your jeans but you still love her.
by jeffrowsgirl December 20, 2012
by dmitv April 02, 2012